June 2007
16 posts
Mike: Back in SF! (via Twitter / Mike)
Jun 1st
May 2007
57 posts
Mike: The You Tube guys just laid down. Disappointing. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 31st
Mike: Just peed next to George lucas. Resisted the urge to make lightsaber noises. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 31st
Mike: At mtrott: i’m sorry. You still mad? (via Twitter / Mike)
May 31st
Mike: I don’t think Mena should be drinking. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 31st
Mike: George Lucas is giving us better wood. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 31st
Mike: He’s like a shaved ewok. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 31st
Mike: Steve Case has a huge head. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 31st
Mike: Good lord, Calcanis is a tool. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 31st
Mike: Ballmerse or Ballmerkakke? (via Twitter / Mike)
May 30th
Mike: I just brushed up against martha stewart’s breast. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 30th
Mike: I missed my tee time! (via Twitter / Mike)
May 30th
Mike: The D conference is 5 minutes from legoland. It’s killing me inside. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 30th
May 29th
“The body of John Lantham of New York was found shortly after 4 am in the 4300 block of Grand Avenue. Ted Worden, a doorman at the Tower Lofts complex, heard loud noises coming from the victim’s loft. Concerned for tenants’ safety, he entered the loft and found the body hanging from a beam in the living room. According to Jaime Ortiz, a police spokesman, the incident was deemed a suicide...
May 25th
May 25th
May 23rd
Mike: If I am sitting on the bus facing the center, and you are standing, please resist the urge to rest your balls on my knee. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 22nd
Mike: On the 30. Just accidentally adopted a baby girl. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 21st
“Then a woman I have literally never seen before in my entire life started...”
– Creed Thoughts
May 18th
May 18th
Mike: So many tubes, so few high roads. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 18th
Mike: Taking your kid to Oakland for baseball is the sports equivalent of taking him to Sears for jeans. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 17th
May 17th
May 17th
Mike Monteiro: you have NO idea what me status message says right now!
Mike Monteiro: heee
Andre Torrez: HAHA
Mike Monteiro: it's about you!
Andre Torrez: meeee?
Andre Torrez: A hottie?
May 16th
May 14th
Mike: Btw; ‘stripper’ was not in the phone dictionary. I had to add it to ‘my words’. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 13th
Mike: Dinner with Henry. The two ladies in the booth next to us are discussing how to improve their stripper tips. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 13th
May 13th
May 12th
"Mongoloid" by DEVO performed by Gerald V. Casale... →
May 12th
May 12th
May 11th
Mike: @ Sarah Hatter: Bite me. Ooops, I meant D, not @. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 11th
May 11th
Amber Costley: flickr refers to topless as "full frontal nudity"
Mike Monteiro: NOT full!!!!
Mike Monteiro: only HALF!!!
Mike Monteiro: CAN GET NUDER!
Amber Costley: yup
May 9th
May 9th
May 8th
May 8th
May 8th
Mike: Everyone smells today. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 8th
May 8th
Andre Torrez: some dude on dolores yesterday pointed at me and said MULE DESIGN! i was wearing the mule kicking shirt
Mike Monteiro: http://twitter.com/prepop/statuses/52696562
Andre Torrez: I'm never wearing that shirt again.
May 7th
May 7th
May 7th
May 6th
May 5th
May 5th
Mike: If you see someone less handsome than me wearing my shoes please tell Sippey hello for me. (via Twitter / Mike)
May 4th