October 2007
104 posts
Mike2: @djacobs: I promised I wouldn’t gloat. So I won’t. Not even a little. (via Twitter / Mike2)
September 2007
85 posts
Mike2: 3 more innings! For the love of God; PLEASE do NOT blow this!! (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Phils up; Mets down. Nervewracking! God, I love baseball. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @djacobs DEFINITELY Monday. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Oh FFS! Score a goddamn run already!! (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @djacobs: Rollins plays shortstop; deep into October. What’s Wright’s golf handicap? (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @djacobs: Maybe the Mets should consider signing Bonds next year! (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @djacobs: I’m loving the extra legroom in first place. And the service! Moist towelette? Why thank you! (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Milk! Milk! Lemonade! Around the corner fudge is made!! (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @djacobs: Pedro’s gonna be awesome in the playoffs! (…tonight wasn’t the playoffs though, was it?) (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @ djacobs: It’s not my birthday. But thank you. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @veen: I don’t think the type of heels you were wearing were meant to ever touch the ground. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: (So good.) She: Are you running away from me? He: I thought I already did. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Good morning young boys of America. And please enjoy Natalie Portman’s wondrous ass. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Just found my passport. I’ve gotten MUCH better looking. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Phils win. Mets lose. Now rooting for the Giants for all the wrong reasons. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: I’ve taught my iPhone ‘teh’ (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: I don’t think even Sarah Hatter was this self-obsessed on HER birthday. (via Twitter / Mike2)
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Mike2: Yahoo!, Inc. has just bought the rights to all “Veen-In-A-Dress” event photos. (I KNEW there was money in this somewhere.) (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @peterme: Malcolm is my gift to you. You are now hunting the most dangerous game of all: East-Coast Intellectuals. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Apple rep: “You expect us to just pull replacement parts out of the air?” Stay classy, Apple. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: I’ve been trying to get an LCD screen replaced on a MacBook Pro for a month. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Apple just told me that they don’t keep replacement parts around because their machines don’t break. (via Twitter / Mike2)
“Tuning the guitar is kind of a ridiculous notion. If you have to wind the tuning...”
– David Fair on ‘How to Play Guitar’
Mike2: It is way too early for a drunken dwarf in a Juicy Couture track suit to be playing a boombox that loud. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Heroes was AWESOME! (Except that the burned Peter in the mirror scared Henry and now he can’t sleep.) (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: The Edge is pretty much a useless piece of shit. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Hey, Michael Sippey, are you trying to keep your birthday private? (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @djacobs: I am too. We’ll bring the brooms. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: One more week goes by without McNabb delivering a goddamn Super Bowl. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: drunk enough to consider going to buy an xbox 360 (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @ richardwinchell Wednesday?!? It lasts ‘til the 3rd quarter. TOPS. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: …wondering how many kinds of knots Adam Greenfield can tie. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Bye Barry. Don’t let the door hit ya where your trainer injected ya. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: Congrats Merlin. The new 43 Folders is REALLY nice. Best part: “Please don’t be a douche with my stuff.” (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: I wish PJ Harvey was still mad. (via Twitter / Mike2)
“I don’t work with inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs. I just get to...”
– Chuck Close
Mike2: ‘Morning Interet, Do me a solid? If I left you voicemail last night just go ahead and delete it. No need to listen to it. kthnxbai. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: I am drunk and I will fight you! Fight! Fight! Put ‘em up Winchell! (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @sippey Honesty, the Ted Danson man-crush has me worried. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @djacobs Oh, hey! Phils won last night! (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @djacobs Fun stat: No major league team has failed to finish in first place after leading by seven or more games on Sept. 12 or later. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @richardwinchell “Brilliant when healthy”? Yeah, he can do Campbell Soup ads with McNabb. (via Twitter / Mike2)
Mike2: @djacobs …and Pedro Martinez was a great idea. It’s like the Yankees said “Hey, we got Pavano!” and the Mets said “Oh yeah?!? Watch this.” (via Twitter / Mike2)