March 2009
7 posts
My money's on the bear
Let’s put aside the inherent racism of this question for just a second; but let’s also not kid ourselves that it isn’t there. Obviously the answer is bear. Bears can perform both in and out of water and have 2 weapons at their disposal; teeth and claws. Sharks have only claws. Bears also have a much shorter pivot radius and can follow through with a second attack that much...
My favorite line from 'Raising Arizona'
Evelle: [about the balloons he just bought] These blow up into funny shapes and all? Grocer: Well no… unless round is funny.
Don't say 'brekkie' around me
brekkie
Breakfast is just too hard to say. OMG, it’s EXHAUSTING. I ran out of gas at the k and just couldn’t get up the enthusiasm or energy to make it all the way to the f. I had to stop and OMG HANNAH MADE US ALL CUPCAKES!! Red velvet cupcakes with salt caramel frosting. Nom nom nom. I hope there’s enough left in my trust fund to get a lattée.
See many other words I...
An enema would set this country straight
Enema by psd
a good old-fashioned cod-liver oil enema!
'Flesh Gordon' was a GREAT choice to watch with...
I was maybe 8 years old and spending the summer with my grandmother in Portugal. She lived in a small one-theater town. American movies were a big event and advertised with badly translated posters hanging in the town square. I was very excited when Flash Gordon came to town. I was even MORE excited when it turned out to be FLESH Gordon. We only made it through about 15 minutes of the...
I wish I could get a new location, location,...
This planet sucks. Everywhere I turn there are more people with more problems.
“My lattee’s cold!”
“I dropped my cupcake!”
“My mother just died!”
Kee-rist.
Maybe, just maybe, there’s a planet out there where people mind their own business, keep their traps shut, and just silently seethe into their cup of coffee; which some waitress named...