This is my website. It’s a collection of assorted junk. It’s no one’s fault but my own.

E-mail Me

I will do my best to answer it in a timely fashion. Actually, I suck at it.

Invite Me To Speak

I like speaking about design and client services.

Buy My Book

I wrote Design Is a Job, a small book about selling design and confidence. It’s pretty good. You’d like it.

Stories

Sometimes I make things up. Sometimes I just enhance things that actually happened.

On Design

Sometimes I write about design. When I do it gets published at Mule Design first.

Paintings

Phrases on paper.

Miscellaneous

Everything else, until other categories evolve.

Mule Design

My design company. We do good work. And you should hire us.

American McCarver

Group sports blog with some other moes.

Twitter

Follow @monteiro. He’s rude. Not for the faint of heart.